1. Get new toys.
2. Meet new people.
3. Try a chat room.
4. Reddit
5. Cat videos
6. Seinfeld reruns
7. Read DVR instructions
8. Wrap presents
9. Brush the cat
10. Fill the dog water
11. Text a joke
12. Program your security system
13. Check out the video on your system
14. Read a blog
15. Fiddle with Facebook settings
16. Search for new FB friends
17. Connect your freckles with a marker
18. Scratch your dog’s belly
19. Scratch your own belly
20. Watch a commercial
21. Flip through the channels during a commercial
22. Check your mailbox
23. Read your junk mail
24. Send the response envelopes back empty
25. Organize your Q-Tips
26. Sanitize your toothbrush
27. Clip your nails
28. Buff your cuticles
29. Make a snarky list for your blog
30. Look for snarky lists on blogs
31. Recycle your coffee grounds
32. Feed your pets
33. Pet your pets
34. Take out the trash
35. Sort the recycle
36. Fiddle with your Facebook settings
37. Google
38. Reddit again
39. Read the fine print
40. Wait on hold
41. Organize your floss drawer
42. Think about grade school
43. Read this til the end
44. Practice a chuckle

Of course….. your mileage may vary

Dr Jay